When I worked at Oregon Caves National Monument I wrote this little ditty.
The Bat in the Hat
The Bat in the hat
is a Ranger that
shows you cave habitat
with a flashlight and chitchat.
The Bat in the hat
wears a hat that is flat
and it catches the splat
that water begat.
The Bat in the hat
is an acrobat
who must combat
a cave ceiling not flat.
The Bat in the hat
said “Oh drat,
I bumped my hat
and fell on my prat.”
The Bat in the hat
also baby-sat
and broke up a spat
with a visitor’s brat.
The Bat in the hat
works for a bureaucrat
as a lowly proletariat
while acting as a diplomat.