Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

(I need to re-negotiate this plan!).
(This was sent to me by a dear friend and I just couldn’t resist.)